TEENAGE LOVE ON THE PHONE LYRICS
by ADAM SANDLER
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Performed by adam sandler and allen covert
Richie: "so ya doiní good? "
Samantha: "ya, Iím fine, how íbout you? "
Richie: "how good could I be? I havenít seen you in three hours."
Samantha: "ohhh, richie. hey richie, my dadís down the hall, and he doesnít want me on the phone. so if I hang up on you, itís just because heís coming."
Richie: "ok. so look, uh, do you wanna meet at the spring fling dance thi..."
[she hangs up phone]
Richie: "hello? "
Samantha: "sorry, I thought he was coming."
Richie: "thatís ok. so, about the dance. do you wanna meet
Samantha: "umm, well my brother gets the car on friday nights."
Richie: "well thatís ok, Iíll come by and get you. lets say around..."
[she hangs up phone]
Richie: "come on.."
Samantha: "sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom."
Richie: "thatís ok. well look, uh.. what was I saying? oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin.."
[she hangs up the phone again]
Richie: "give me a break..."
Samantha: "sorry. it was just my dog."
Richie: "hey, whatís your dadís problem anyways!? why canít we talk? "
Samantha: "he just thinks Iím on the phone too much. oh my god, uh, I gotta go."
Richie: "donít hang up!"
Samantha: "richie, I canít talk!"
Richie: "no, Iím sick of this! put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him."
Samantha: "itís not my dad."
Richie: "what? well, whoís there? why canít you talk? "
Samantha: "uh, just look richie, someone is here."
Richie: "whoís there? is it a guy!? "
Richie: "i knew it! Iíll kill him! put him on the phone!"
Samantha: "oh.. itís just.. hold on."
[hands phone to guy]
Richie: "hey man! what the hell are you doing there!? samanthaís my girl!
Youíd better stay away from her or Iíll make you wish you were never born!"
Buffoon: "fuckiní shit!"
Richie: "yeah, fuckiní shit is right buddy! donít think Iím kidding around, man! Iím crazy! Iíll smash your head in! I swear to god!"
Buffoon: "one time I saw my grandmother in the shower. her bush starts above her belly button."
Richie: "yeah, well thatís too bad! but Iím still gonna come over there and beat your face in!"
[richie slams down phone]
Samantha: "what happened? was he mad? "
Buffoon: "my neighborís dog has a four inch clit!"
Samantha: "oh buffoon, youíre the coolest." [whispering] "i love you..."
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