DO IT FOR YOUR MAMA LYRICS
by ADAM SANDLER
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Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, jon, katie, and brooks arthur
J.n.: "i can make a bigger splash than you!"
Jimmy: "oh yeah, give it a shot."
[while jumping up and down on diving board]
J.n.: "can opener!"
Jimmy: "man, that one was huge."
J.n.: "you go."
[while running towards pool]
Jimmy: "ahhhh, jacknife!"
[jumps in and small splash]
Tracy: "that was a dud, jimmy."
Jimmy: "shutup, tracy."
Tracy: "you shutup."
[door opens, walks over]
Momma: "lunch time kids."
[kids yelling happily]
Momma: "i made some jelly sandwiches and sliced up some cantelope. I figured you could eat a little food and and then maybe play with yer cock and balls fer a while."
J.n.: "iím just gonna eat, mom."
Momma: "all right. and then maybe a little later, you can play with yer cock and balls fer momma."
J.n.: "i donít think so."
Momma: "ok. slow down jimmy, yer already halfway done with yer sandwhich. youíre gonna get a belly ache."
Jimmy: "no Iím not. Iím hungry."
Momma: "i know, but you shouldnít so fast. youíre rushing honey, youíre gonna choke. put down your sandwhich and beat off your cock and balls for a little bit. pace yourself."
Jimmy: "oh god."
Momma: "tracy, do you want some fruit or a sandwhich? "
Tracy: "no mom, Iím trying to lose weight. guy said Iím getting fat."
Momma: "what? you look beautiful honey. heís crazy."
Tracy: "guy said last summer I looked better in a bathing suit, so Iím gonna try to lose like three or four pounds."
Momma: "awww, sweetheart. youíve got so much to learn. guy doesnít want you to lose weight, baby. itís just his way of telling you he wants you to smack around his cock and balls some more,
Y. heís got some balls and some cock. you gotta stroke his schlong or at least bite his nuts."
Momma: "youíre scared, arenít ya honey. you want momma to help you? momma will stroke guyís penis for him. no one has to know. Iíll sneak in when itís dark."
Tracy: "no! mom, please!"
Momma: "you donít know how to tug on the cock and balls? you need momma to show you? get me a carrot, sweetheart. where are you going!? "
J.n.: "mom, whereís the suntan lotion? "
Momma: "itís under the chair baby. you gonna lube up yer cock and balls and wack it for a little bit? "
J.n.: "uhh, no. Iím just going to put some on my face so I donít get sunburnt."
Momma: "smart thinking honey. and while yer at it you can put some on your brotherís ding dong and knock around his nuts for him."
Momma: "what jimmy. why donít you let your brother wack your cock and nuts for a little bit. youíre not playing with them right now so why not let him. share, baby!"
Jimmy: "youíre weird mom! Iím going swimming!"
Momma: "oh, you shouldnít swim for a half an hour. I read that."
Jimmy: "why? "
Momma: "because you just ate, honey. and youíll get cramps. why donít you just lay on the side of the pool and jiggle your balls for momma."
Jimmy: "itís ok. Iíll stay in the shallow end."
Momma: "ok, baby. but donít hurt yourself with that big juicy hog of yours."
Jimmy: "hey, j.n. throw me that frisby."
J.n.: "here! whoops!"
[sails over and falls to the ground]
Jimmy: "nice throw. right over the fence and into the chasenís yard."
Momma: "donít get all huffy puffy. Iíll get it. momma will make everything all right. j.n. you watch jimmy and make sure heís safe in that water."
J.n.: "ok, ma."
Momma: "and if you want you can beat your cock and balls. hi mr. chasen!"
Mr. chasen: "oh, hi emily. how are you? "
Momma: "oh, the boys threw the frisbee over the fence again. and there it is under the bush."
Mr. chasen: "iíll get it for you."
Momma: "sorry. thank you. and while your under that bush, why donít you jack around your cock and balls for yourself. you can stare at my jugs and play with that healthy wang of yours."
Mr. chasen: "no, Iíll just.. Iíll just get your frisbee."
Momma: "all right baby."
Mr. chasen: "here you go."
Momma: "thank you. thanks. thank mr. chasen, boys!"
Boys: "thanks mr. chasen!"
Mr. chasen: "youíre welcome fellas."
Momma: "have a good day. oh, and..and tell your son tommy, if he wants to come over later and play with his cock and balls with the kids heís always welcome. I donít know what happened with
And the boys, but they donít seem to be friendly anymore."
Mr. chasen: "iíll do that emily."
Momma: "all right. heís got a big one. you know that."
Momma: "tracy! youíre boyfriend guyís car just pulled up."
Tracy: "ok mom. please donít embarass me!"
Momma: "everything embarasses you at this age, but Iíll do my best. donít worry."
Guy: "is it ok to come in? "
Tracy: "come on back here guy!"
Tracy: "thanks for coming over!"
Momma: "nice to see you guy."
Guy: "hi mrs. tucker."
Momma: "why donít you go for a swim with the others? "
Guy: "i didnít bring a bathing suit with me."
Momma: "oh no! you donít need a bathing suit. just pull off your clothes and let your cock and balls feel the nice warm water."
Guy: "uhhh, thatís ok, mrs. tucker."
Momma: "come on! pull out your cock and balls. the waterís heated. youíll love it."
Tracy: "mom! stop it! now!"
Momma: "what are you talking about, honey!? this way his balls are out, you can stroke his ding dong in front of all of us. come on, pull out that hog of yours. I wanna see it anyways. I wa
Now what my daughterís been stroking."
Tracy: "mom! stop it!"
Momma: "in fact, everybody, pull out your cock and balls and rub it for momma. play with yourself. itíll be good. everyone. wack away!"
J.n.: "youíre sick mom! Iím leaving."
Jimmy: "iím going to billyís house. I canít take this anymore."
Guy: "come on, letís go."
Tracy: "youíve humiliated me and guy. we are so outta here."
Momma: "what did I do? what is the matter with you all? come back here! youíre ruining the day! itís so beautiful out. this is too much of a..."
[picks up phone and starts dialing while car drives off]
"i canít take these kids anymore..."
[phone rings and gets picked up]
Grandma: "hello? "
Momma: "momma, itís me, Iím very upset,"
Grandma: "oh, whatís the matter, baby? "
Momma: "the kids are yelling at me and they left me here all alone."
Grandma: "did you tell them the kids to play with their cock and balls? "
Momma: "i told them to play with their cock and balls."
Grandma: "and what did they say? "
Momma: "they donít wanna play with them anymore."
Grandma: "why donít they wanna play with them anymore? "
Momma: "i donít understand. theyíve got cock and balls. they should play with them."
Grandma: "poppy always loves when I play with his cock and balls."
Momma: "you smack around daddyís cock still, why shouldnít they beat theirs? "
Grandma: "tell them to come over to grandmaís house. Iíll play with their cock and balls."
Momma: "oh momma."
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